So many people approach me and ask, ‘How do I stay so young-looking?’ Well, I’ll tell you. I ascribe my handsome visage and fit silhouette to a combination of healthy diet, good hygiene, and strenuous exercise (and denial). I’m going to give you some tips that will help you recover some of the vigor of youth. I’ll even throw in some lifestyle advice. This is what works for me. I can’t guarantee the same results for you, however. I can’t work miracles, Otis. Sorry. If you foll

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One day your life is a garden Your family fills you with pride You can smile at the face of an angel You can smile watching her fly What we have is a stolen moment A fragile balance lasting only so long The fear that we fear the most Can mean the end to a beautiful song And it can take your soul And it can stop your heart And it can never be the same again Take time to remember the wonder Relive her triumphs and cherish her life Share your tears with the people you love Feel